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Thanks bff, Matron of Honor, confidant, supporter, life long guardian of my back. Thanks for sleeping with my fiance and letting me know what a piece of shit both of you actually are. I hate you. I fucking hate you.

You are a bitch, you took my fucking purse and it had everything in it. My entire life. You could turn into me except I am not as big a bitch as you are. You made me cry. I hope you're happy.

Why are you here on this planet? Did God put you here just to annoy me. Here I am sitting in traffic because your dumb ass just couldn't wait and had to ram someone else because you thought it would get you home faster? WTF? Now we all get to wait. And wish you were dead.

Honda Cars of Mckinney. I am so tired of dealing with you fuckers. You approved our car loan, we took the car. You call back 14 days later and deny the loan, we come back for other financing, you approve the loan, you call back 7 days later and deny the loan. You already cashed our downpayment check, we already sold the other car. Now, we won't have two cars like our family needs. If this is how you do business, no wonder people aren't buying cars right now.